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@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Feverish sensations fill my blood from matters of a violent and unfulfilled desi
 You are made of beets. I think this is wonderful. You are made of beets. I think this is wonderful.
 I wished for her to remove them one by one with her mouth.
 It would cause a hemorrhage, of this I am certain.
-When she is not around I do not exist at all.
+When she is not around, I do not exist at all.
 A pathological disorder, let's be honest.
 In my dreams there is an intimacy I have never known.
 These newfound discoveries are causing me to spray strange oily liquids.
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ You are too needy, dripping with need. You should probably kill yourself before
 You paralyze me with disgust. You are spilling open like a gelatinous urchin belly.
 I am aware of this. Please tell me how I can make myself appear more desirable to others. I would like to know my surgical options.
 I hate you.
-I would like to end your life - but why? I know: meat. You are nothing but meat. You smell like diapers and sausage.
+I would like to end your life—but why? I know: meat. You are nothing but meat. You smell like diapers and sausage.
 I disagree. Your waxy face looks ashen like a cadaverous larva, but I am enamoured with your smell, like a cranal flower with a frankincense opening, steeped in the essence of leather and mimosa.
 You are a delight. If only I could remove your head altogether.
 I will perform the surgery at once. I hope you are not too sensitive to pain.